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I am a party clown. Available for children’s parties, bah mitzvahs and stag parties. I also run a Madden league, archive playoff career stats for the Seattle Seahawks and entertain with various humorous and inappropriate anecdotes.

I was born in 1971 in Sandusky, Ohio to a drunkard dad and whore of a mother. I was on my own by age 12 and enrolled in the Greater Cleavland County Clown Apprenticeship program. At two gruelling weeks I became a full fledged member of the Cleveland Clown Brigade. I left the brigade after a bit of controversy and a ton of “inability to work well with others” I became an independent clown in the year of 1984 and have managed to outlast the defunct Cleveland Clown Union as well the struggling Street Performers guild. I don’t walk on stilts and I hate fucking ponies so DONT ASK!

The last 17 years have been filled with personal demons, divorce, prison, drugs, fights as well as thousands of local jewish and sick kids adequatley sastified by the talents of one Knuckles T. Clown.

I live in a trailer at 2456B None of Your Goddman Business Boulevard located in Go Fuck Yourself, Ohio.

MY best “friend” is Lloyd “Gumms” McGrathley and I some times pal around with Jerome “Pickles” Bigelton.

People I hate the most are local dickwad Dolph Gunderson, national dickwad Barrack Obama and Judge Kenneshaw Mountain Landis.